The Myth of Massachusetts. The Beast of New Bedford.
The father of Time Comedy. One might say Nicholas Gula is the heart of the common man, but he's far more than that. A true humanitarian, recreational organ donor, and the one and only "Pelican." Whether you're a native New Englander or just across the pond, the sultry sounds of his Boston accent never fail to bring a smile to our faces. As the most dedicated member of the Wannabeez, Nick works tirelessly day and night to bring you the best efforts in entertainment he's given since birth. All while remaining a pillar of support in countless people's lives like Justin, John, Peanut Gallery (Sam Gula) Debra and so so so many more. Did I mention he donated his kidney?
Let's Goooooooooo!!!
(Written by John)
Amazing cartoonist, professional podcaster, Crystal seller extraordinaire (at least that’s what he tells me every single day). His only claim to fame is he shit himself on a school field trip in Times Square.
Justin lives in Farmington, Maine home of the inventor of the earmuffs Chester Greenwood if you didn’t know that, don’t worry he’ll tell you when he sees you.
Justin came from humble beginnings somewhere in east cutty bum fuck Vermont. Some would say he is a theater kid but I think it’s Justin just wanting to let everyone know he is a theater kid.
The first podcast he did was Mistah Whiskah's Clubhouse where you can hear him talk about ball gags, or some shit. I don’t think he hit his mark till the Wannabeez.
Speaking about the Wannabeez, did you know Justin was the one that came up with bee facts. Great, comes up with it and have to come up with the facts now and forever thanks Justin. That was all in jest, now for the finale.
If it wasn’t for Justin Wannabeez wouldn’t have not gone as for as it has. He does most of the editing and art work for the pod. He is responsible for all the merch you see that he pays for out of pocket to just then give away. But that’s Justin always doing things for other people never wanting anything in return. Till he teaches me how to do all the shit he does I can’t end my evil plan to Zuk him.
In all honesty, he is my brother in arms, my brother from another mother and I wouldn't want to pod with anyone else.
P.S Maybe John when he is dedicated.
(Written by Nick)
Born, at some point in the LATE LATE 90s...
Johnathan Robertson Dickerson Van Hook III Was conceived in a corn field after a Slipknot concert. His father's semen was contaminated with a combination of crack cocaine, THC, LSD, DMT, CMT, and MTV. Afterwards, his Meth goblin of a mother, continuously pleasured herself with unhusked corn in an attempt to scramble her egg.
As a baby, John was left to fend for himself. He crawled his baby legs from Iowa to Arizona, where he became a man. A man who had to fight off creepy old women from his luscious young body. (Gross)
Today, John has broken the family curse of being a nobody! He was invited to Jimmy the Hair Guy's wedding! Can you believe it?! Do you know how many people were dying to be on that list and JOHNATHAN ROBERTSON DICKERSON VAN HOOK III made the cut!!!!!
Wannabeez is not John's first hand at a successful podcast. No sir, no way, not this guy! He and his pal Trevor hosted a show called "Caps, holy shit how do i shut this thing, off"
John is loving father to his kids, Louie and Maxwell while being a stud husband to his wife, Alyssa.
(Written by Justin)